I get tired of explaining

If I were a little bolder, I'd make this on zazzle.com and take her out in this:No, she didn't fall down.
Nope, it's not a cut/scrape/burn, either.
I didn't drop her on her head.
I also didn't press my thumb there and leave a mark, genius.

It's not so bad when kids ask about it, but you'd think adults would know better. Maybe I'll make and order that onesie after all ...